http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/-t1.htm Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:57:38 GMT 10 http://i64.servimg.com/u/f64/13/04/29/66/getatt10.jpg http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/-t1.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/things-i-find-funny-t609.htm lizm [/img]]]> Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:57:38 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/things-i-find-funny-t609.htm#8187 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/things-i-find-funny-t609.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/fire-starter-t576.htm carol

]]> Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:04:40 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/fire-starter-t576.htm#7646 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/fire-starter-t576.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/shopper-faints-t574.htm carol another good great one from lyn Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:57:00 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/shopper-faints-t574.htm#7641 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/shopper-faints-t574.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/swimmer-trapped-by-beach-balls-t571.htm carol oh these are great so funny just got from lyn A man got a nasty surprize when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicals had become trapped between two slats of the chair. mario visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in croatia and his testicals had shrunk in the cold sea, as he sat down they had slipped through the slats and as he lay in the sun, expanded back to normal size. he was freed after he called the beach maintenace service on his ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:52:19 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/swimmer-trapped-by-beach-balls-t571.htm#7614 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/swimmer-trapped-by-beach-balls-t571.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/hippo-s-lunchtime-t577.htm carol oh god where do you find these lyn Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:06:36 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/hippo-s-lunchtime-t577.htm#7648 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/hippo-s-lunchtime-t577.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/teatime-bite-t575.htm carol thanks lyn oh been laughing my head off Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:02:52 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/teatime-bite-t575.htm#7645 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/teatime-bite-t575.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/why-do-men-t529.htm carol # Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain! # Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads? When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, "I don't know." When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, "Ohhhhhh." # Why are vibrators better than men? Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry! # Why do men die before their ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:18:45 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/why-do-men-t529.htm#6895 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/why-do-men-t529.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-gay-flight-attendant-t528.htm carol THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:11:22 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-gay-flight-attendant-t528.htm#6891 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-gay-flight-attendant-t528.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/life-explained-t342.htm kachinas On The first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Tue, 26 May 2009 17:09:23 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/life-explained-t342.htm#3958 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/life-explained-t342.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/a-nice-word-association-game-t479.htm Jazz
eg.
one: dog
two: cat
three: nip
four: tuck
etc etc.


I'll start.


Anatomy]]> Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:41:41 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/a-nice-word-association-game-t479.htm#6077 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/a-nice-word-association-game-t479.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/6-reasons-not-to-mess-with-children-t284.htm kachinas A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:18:09 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/6-reasons-not-to-mess-with-children-t284.htm#3112 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/6-reasons-not-to-mess-with-children-t284.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/an-irish-blonde-in-a-casino-t285.htm kachinas An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:23:39 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/an-irish-blonde-in-a-casino-t285.htm#3113 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/an-irish-blonde-in-a-casino-t285.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-frog-test-t280.htm kachinas
China . Some figure it out right away.

Others report having to work on it for a week (or more) to solve it.

Click on the test below …

http://funstufftosee.com/frogleaptest.html

Frog Leap Test]]> Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:03:51 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-frog-test-t280.htm#3060 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-frog-test-t280.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/story-time-t74.htm carol
i will put down 3 words then you add on to it see what type of story we end up with.
ok ready?

a very young......................

now you carry on with the next 3 words]]> Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:14:01 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/story-time-t74.htm#359 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/story-time-t74.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/talking-dog-for-sale-t272.htm kachinas A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks." Yep," the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Tue, 31 Mar 2009 09:54:59 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/talking-dog-for-sale-t272.htm#2899 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/talking-dog-for-sale-t272.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-squirrel-or-the-state-of-britain-today-t184.htm Admin REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. ____________________THE END____________________ THE BRITISH VERSION: The squirrel ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Mon, 26 Jan 2009 10:07:25 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-squirrel-or-the-state-of-britain-today-t184.htm#1665 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-squirrel-or-the-state-of-britain-today-t184.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/it-happened-like-this-see---t173.htm kachinas The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words. I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:30:04 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/it-happened-like-this-see---t173.htm#1517 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/it-happened-like-this-see---t173.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/dog-rules--just-don-t-t159.htm kachinas dog rules i hope you all stick to these! Cross posted with permission - enjoy! Dear Fellow Dog Enthusiast Does it seem like every time you try and post a question or comment to a dog list, you get yourself into trouble? If so, then this list is for you. If you religiously follow all of the rules on this Official DON'T list, you'll never get in trouble again. The Official Dog Enthusiast's DON'T List DON'T let your dog sleep in your bed. It will cause aggression problems ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:30:31 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/dog-rules--just-don-t-t159.htm#1341 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/dog-rules--just-don-t-t159.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-x-factor--the-final-t153.htm kachinas

I thought they all did very well on Saturday,
I think it will be very close.]]> Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:39:24 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-x-factor--the-final-t153.htm#1304 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-x-factor--the-final-t153.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/strictly-come-dancing-week-3-t142.htm kachinas I'm still not sure who is in and who is out! lol
So I will put all the names in from last week, but I expect that those of you that watch it will know not to vote for the couple that have been eleminated.
xxx]]> Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:35:48 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/strictly-come-dancing-week-3-t142.htm#1207 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/strictly-come-dancing-week-3-t142.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/x-factor-week-3-t134.htm kachinas We didn't pick an outright winner this week rachael hylton. Was Sent home last night, or was it Ruth Lorenzo? Well here is this weeks list! Did I mess up last week? lol, Sorry if I've confused anyone! Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Sun, 30 Nov 2008 08:44:59 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/x-factor-week-3-t134.htm#1155 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/x-factor-week-3-t134.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/i-m-thankful-for-family-t132.htm kachinas A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:00:28 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/i-m-thankful-for-family-t132.htm#1127 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/i-m-thankful-for-family-t132.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/strictly-come-dancing-t112.htm kachinas I'm not sure what day this is on, But the vote will last for a week Friday, Don't vote until you have seen the Acts or you may change your mind! Thanks again Eleanor for the list of Contestants Have Fun Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:16:32 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/strictly-come-dancing-t112.htm#845 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/strictly-come-dancing-t112.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-x-factor-t111.htm kachinas Here is your chance to vote for your winner this week Only one vote per person, I have had to put this up early, but don't vote till after you have seen this weeks Act! Thank you Eleanor for the list, Have Fun ! Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:02:16 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-x-factor-t111.htm#843 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-x-factor-t111.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/i-don-t-wanna-work-t103.htm kachinas 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:39:12 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/i-don-t-wanna-work-t103.htm#690 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/i-don-t-wanna-work-t103.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-pharmacist-t69.htm kachinas A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not, you can NOT ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:08:32 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-pharmacist-t69.htm#321 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-pharmacist-t69.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-irs-genie-t63.htm kachinas A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:29:03 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-irs-genie-t63.htm#280 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/the-irs-genie-t63.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/pearly-gates-t58.htm moonzmum 40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans > and caravans. > > St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. > 'I've got 40 Travelers here. Can I let them > in?' > > > > > God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . > > Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the > 12 most worthy, and I will let just > the dozen in.' > > > > Less than a minute later St Peter ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:07:53 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/pearly-gates-t58.htm#270 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/pearly-gates-t58.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/monkeys-or-how-the-stock-market-works-t61.htm Admin Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:27:22 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/monkeys-or-how-the-stock-market-works-t61.htm#274 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/monkeys-or-how-the-stock-market-works-t61.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/pregnancy-estrogen-and-women-t59.htm Admin PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:47:36 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/pregnancy-estrogen-and-women-t59.htm#272 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/pregnancy-estrogen-and-women-t59.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/bank-crisis-hits-japan-t57.htm Admin Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Lehman's in the US and HBOS in the UK uncertainty has now hit Japan. Reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it’s getting worse. Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and going for a song. Shares in Kamikaze ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:09:17 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/bank-crisis-hits-japan-t57.htm#267 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/bank-crisis-hits-japan-t57.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/how-to-give-your-pet-a-pill-t48.htm kachinas How To Give Your Cat A Pill: 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. ... Have A Laugh On A Bad Day Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:10:21 GMT http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/how-to-give-your-pet-a-pill-t48.htm#195 http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/how-to-give-your-pet-a-pill-t48.htm http://theutonagan.forumotion.net/have-a-laugh-on-a-bad-day-f6/clever-dog-escapes-t17.htm Admin

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