Number of posts: 1266 Location: london Registration date: 2008-09-23
Subject: swimmer trapped by beach balls. Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:52 pm
oh these are great so funny just got from lyn
A man got a nasty surprize when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicals had become trapped between two slats of the chair. mario visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in croatia and his testicals had shrunk in the cold sea, as he sat down they had slipped through the slats and as he lay in the sun, expanded back to normal size. he was freed after he called the beach maintenace service on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half......
got some more but will do them one at a time so you can get a chance to stop laughing or peeing your self.
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Number of posts: 2921 Age: 60 Location: U.K Registration date: 2008-09-22
Subject: Re: swimmer trapped by beach balls. Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:47 pm
Oh!! the shame of it
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Verdicchio
Number of posts: 321 Age: 52 Location: Usually in the doghouse Registration date: 2009-03-31
Subject: Re: swimmer trapped by beach balls. Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:46 pm
Incidentally, my name "IS'NT" mario lol
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Number of posts: 2921 Age: 60 Location: U.K Registration date: 2008-09-22
Subject: Re: swimmer trapped by beach balls. Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:47 pm
Give Over, who'd have thought it
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carol
Number of posts: 1266 Location: london Registration date: 2008-09-23
Subject: Re: swimmer trapped by beach balls. Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:02 pm
Verdicchio wrote:
Incidentally, my name "IS'NT" mario lol
yeah i know your a nudist..........at heart this one goes off to dorset nudist beach
and no i dont
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Number of posts: 2921 Age: 60 Location: U.K Registration date: 2008-09-22
Subject: Re: swimmer trapped by beach balls. Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:05 pm
Well lets hope he doesn't sunbathe and then cool off, otherwise you'll be getting that phone call ...........
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carol
Number of posts: 1266 Location: london Registration date: 2008-09-23
Subject: Re: swimmer trapped by beach balls. Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:06 pm
as long as i got the camera
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Number of posts: 2921 Age: 60 Location: U.K Registration date: 2008-09-22
Subject: Re: swimmer trapped by beach balls. Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:07 pm
Yeah you could make fortunes off the piccies
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