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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AWFAL!!!!!!!

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AWFAL!!!!!!!

    Post by Admin on Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:56 am

    I have forgotten Nikki's BIRTHDAY AGAIN for the 3rd time runnning. She has been truly magnaminous about it and forgiven me already....last heard of she was off to a Birthday Lunch, so is obviously clutching a bottle of something alcoholic slurring 'Happy Birthday To Me' hanging onto a bar somewhere drunken drunken drunken drunken drunken

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME

    AND THE NORTIES

    YOU OLD BAT

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    Post by kachinas on Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:56 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Just love your discription June!!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI!!!!

    drunken drunken drunken cheers cheers cheers


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    Post by carol on Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:19 am

    happy birthday
    hope you had a great day drunken drunken drunken lol!

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    Post by Awfal on Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:27 am

    Karen, please don't encourage her !! Just because SHE is older than ME (by several years I might add), she is insanely jealous of my youth !!

    lol! lol! Juney : I loves ya really babe !!

    DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT THE BIRTHDAY ... I can't remember cos I have such a crap memory, but I bet I have forgotten your's at least once !! Anyway, you didn't forget, you just got the day wrong which is ENTIRELY different !

    Thank you for your birthday wishes, and everyone else too !

    We did indeed have a fab lunch at the Crown at Weston ... a brilliant pub near Silverstone in South Northamptonshire and absolutely dog friendly. Chloe, the pub's golden labrador bitch, was just at the tail end of her season, so guess who was humping her under our table !! AND the little bastard spilt some of my wine, which is a cardinal sin !! In my best Cesar Millan calm assertive way, he was hauled off and thoroughly tsst'ed, nudged, oy'ed and ah'ed, at which both dogs lay down together and we managed to enjoy the rest of our lunch which was delicious. I maintained complete sobriety, despite 3 large glasses of delicious Pinot Grigio, came home and shared a bottle of fizz with our next door neighbour and Mike. Had a splendid birthday. Mike has bought me a Nikon Coolpix camera as a present, so I will be posting lots and lots of piccies in the gallery !
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    Post by Admin on Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:39 am

    Glad you had a good day you old bat you, there is veery little between us now age-wise - I continue to perpetuate the aura of eternal youth, and you are slowly, in fact skidding, towards incontinence pads and commodes. lol! lol! lol! lol!
    That Tai is a right little Romeo isn't he?? So much for the days when he wasn't bothered wiv wimmen, now he positively revels in his manhood and the display of his male charms Very Happy
    Hope you didn't have too much of a headache this morning, were you having to go to the Sweat Shop or are you in limbo at the moment and luxuriating in freedom and dog walking lol! lol!


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    Post by Awfal on Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:24 am

    I'm at home thank God, knee deep in the most filthy house you will ever have seen ! Kim would have a field day in here with all her little swabby things ! God my house is bad. Well, what do you expect when nothing has been done for 12 weeks whilst I have been slaving away in Northampton? 12 weeks of no dusting or cleaning with a ruddy great hairy donkey going in and out from the muddy fields twice a day, plus an open fire, is not going to make for a clean house !!

    About time my husband discovered the joys of the Dyson and the Hoover floor washer me thinks !

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    Post by Awfal on Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:26 am

    Tai doesn't have the bedside manner that Hal had, no sense of foreplay at all !! He just leaped on poor Chloe and went straight into top gear !! The table was jumping up and down, and poor Chloe looked so bemused. Mind you, when I pulled Tai off she lifted her tail and flashed at him, little tart !!
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    Post by Chilli on Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:36 am

    Happy Birthday Nikki..

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    Post by Awfal on Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:43 am

    Thank you darling.
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    Post by Admin on Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:49 am

    Twisted Evil would this be the same bedside manner he displayed when he took one sniff of my trakki bottoms, charged through my house, attacked the back door until I opened it and launched himself onto Cariad whereupon poor Lona fled into the house - is it that bedside manner you're talking about lol! lol! lol!


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    Post by kachinas on Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:07 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
    In stitches here! Laughing Laughing


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    Post by Admin on Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:13 am

    I have the piccie to prove it affraid affraid affraid


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    Post by Awfal on Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:02 am

    'Tis true !! Although it was that tart Cariad wafting her pheramones towards my poor boy's sensitive nose that made him forget his manners !!
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    Post by Admin on Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:11 am

    Oh Yeah, I forgot, it is my poor little virginal girl's fault, not the Mad Rapist Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad


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    Post by Awfal on Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:02 am

    Poor Hal, he will be spinning in his grave at all these insults.

    She did lose her virginity in style didn't she !!
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    Post by Admin on Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:09 am

    poor girl, I have the piccies of Hal standing over her triumphant whilst she lies there in exhaustion but with a very happy smile on her face lol! lol! lol!


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    Post by Guest on Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:58 am

    Belated Birthday Wishes Nikki. Hoping you had a fab day with fab pressys
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    Post by yarrum on Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:35 pm

    Belated wishes also, hope you had a lovely day, seems like you had it all, no work, fun, food, drink and s** opps sorry that was the dog Embarassed Embarassed
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    Post by Awfal on Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:14 am

    Hi Angie and Yarrum !! Thanks for your messages, I had a fab day thank you. I told everyone in the pub that I was 21 for the 34th time !!

    xx nikki xx

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