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    kachinas
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    Christmas Cake

    Post by kachinas on Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:55 pm

    CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE

    Ingredients:

    * 2 cups flour
    * 1 stick butter
    * 1 cup of water
    * 1 tsp baking soda
    * 1 cup of sugar
    * 1 tsp salt
    * 1 cup of brown sugar
    * Lemon juice
    * 4 large eggs
    * Nuts
    * 2 bottles wine
    * 2 cups of dried fruit

    Sample the wine to check quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the wine again.
    To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer.
    Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat
    again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still ok. Try another cup... just in case.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and
    strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.
    Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.
    Go to Tesco and buy cake.

    Bingle Jells!!


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    Re: Christmas Cake

    Post by Admin on Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:29 am

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!


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    Re: Christmas Cake

    Post by Geri on Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:23 am

    sound slike my kind of baking lol! lol! lol! lol!

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