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    The Pastor's Ass

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    carol
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    The Pastor's Ass

    Post by carol on Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:24 pm

    The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
    that he entered it in the
    race again and it won again.


    The local paper read:
    PASTOR'S
    ASS OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
    publicity that he ordered
    the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.



    The next day the local paper headline
    read:
    BISHOP
    SCRATCHES
    PASTOR'S
    ASS.
    This was too much for the Bishop so he
    ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

    The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
    nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
    the following headline
    the next day:


    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

    The Bishop fainted.

    He informed the Nun that she would have to
    get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
    The next day the paper read:

    NUN
    SELLS ASS FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Bishop so he
    ordered the Nun to buy back the
    donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
    The ! Bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion
    can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

    So be yourself and enjoy life.

    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
    and live longer!

    Have a nice day!

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    Re: The Pastor's Ass

    Post by yarrum on Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:53 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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    Re: The Pastor's Ass

    Post by Guest on Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:54 pm

    brilliant Laughing Laughing AND VERY APPROPIATE I would say lol! XX
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    Re: The Pastor's Ass

    Post by Geri on Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:43 am

    Thats Brill hun xxx & Very appropriate xxxxxx
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    Re: The Pastor's Ass

    Post by Admin on Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:45 am

    Oh that is really funny Laughing Laughing Laughing


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