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    carol
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    Having mother over

    Post by carol on Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:07 am



    HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

    You don ' t even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

    Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Ben ' s mother couldn ' t help but notice how beautiful Ben ' s roommate, Jennifer, was. Ben ' s Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Ben and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and Jennifer than met the eye.

    Reading his mom ' s thoughts, Ben volunteered, ' I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates. '

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Ben saying, ' Ever since your mother came to dinner, I ' ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don ' t suppose she took it, do you? '

    Ben said, ' Well, I doubt it, but I ' ll send her an e-mail just to be sure So he sat down and wrote:

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    Dear Mom,

    I ' m not saying that you ' did ' take the gravy ladle from the house, I ' m not saying that you ' did not ' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Ben
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    Several days later, Ben received an email back from his mother that read:
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    Dear Son,

    I ' m not saying that you ' do ' sleep with Jennifer, I ' m not saying that you ' do not ' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom

    LESSON OF THE DAY -
    NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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    Re: Having mother over

    Post by Admin on Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:45 am

    oooooh gravy ladle is it.....how posh is that Shocked

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!


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    Re: Having mother over

    Post by gbjoce on Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:34 am

    Great one Smile
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    Re: Having mother over

    Post by Jazz on Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:20 am

    lol!

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