Mating Season
Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of
a sudden one of the indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave, and then he listened
very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave..
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other indian what that was all
about. Was the other indian crazy or what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season When
Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means
there is a girl in there waiting to mate"
Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the
cave, stopped, and hollered, "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately,
there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside
the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed at the size
of the huge opening. He was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It is bigger than those the indians found. There must be some really big,
fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in
anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes, and a smile on his
face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper Read.....
~NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of
a sudden one of the indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave, and then he listened
very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave..
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other indian what that was all
about. Was the other indian crazy or what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season When
Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means
there is a girl in there waiting to mate"
Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the
cave, stopped, and hollered, "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately,
there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside
the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed at the size
of the huge opening. He was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It is bigger than those the indians found. There must be some really big,
fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might,
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in
anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes, and a smile on his
face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper Read.....
~NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
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