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    Geri
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    Indiam mating ritual

    Post by Geri on Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:54 pm

    Mating Season

    Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of
    a sudden one of the indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
    cave.

    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave, and then he listened
    very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he
    tore off his clothes and ran into the cave..

    The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other indian what that was all
    about. Was the other indian crazy or what?

    "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season When
    Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo!
    Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means
    there is a girl in there waiting to mate"

    Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the
    cave, stopped, and hollered, "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately,

    there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside

    the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
    he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed at the size

    of the huge opening. He was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at the size of this cave!

    It is bigger than those the indians found. There must be some really big,

    fine women in this cave!"
    He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might,
    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in
    anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!
    WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes, and a smile on his
    face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.


    The following day, the headline of the local newspaper Read.....



    ~NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN

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    Re: Indiam mating ritual

    Post by Guest on Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:01 am

    lol! Laughing Laughing Laughing XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX goodin Geri x
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    Re: Indiam mating ritual

    Post by carol on Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:03 am

    lol lol
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    Re: Indiam mating ritual

    Post by kachinas on Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:10 am

    ROFL!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing


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    Re: Indiam mating ritual

    Post by Admin on Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:24 am

    that is marvellous lol! lol!


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