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    Geri
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    have a giggle wedensday

    Post by Geri on Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:51 pm

    BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENTThese are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old,
    Hateful little bastard.
    Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES.
    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer £100.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
    Worn once by mistake.
    Call Stephanie.

    **** And the WINNER is... ****



    FOR SALE BY

    OWNER.
    Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

    Statement of the Century a
    thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.

    "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
    How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


    Children Are Quick

    TEACHER: Why are you late?

    STUDENT: Class started before I got here!


    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    (I Love this child)

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


    WINNIE: Me!


    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.

    MILLIE: I is..

    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....


    TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..

    Did you copy his?

    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

    (I want to adopt this kid!!!)

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD: A teacher


    > PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
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    Re: have a giggle wedensday

    Post by gbjoce on Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:05 pm

    Some good ones there Smile Love the free puppies with the tall fence.one....
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    Re: have a giggle wedensday

    Post by kachinas on Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:03 pm

    Laughing Laughing Laughing


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    Re: have a giggle wedensday

    Post by carol on Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:05 pm

    cheers bounce Very Happy lol
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    Re: have a giggle wedensday

    Post by Lyn on Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:50 am

    Laughing Laughing X

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    Re: have a giggle wedensday

    Post by Awfal on Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:19 am

    Love the first one about the little bastard wot bites!! Sounds like one of my daughter's chihuahuas!!

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