Honeymooners bought talking Parrot

A honeymooning couple purchases a talking parrot and takes it to their room, where much to the groom's annoyance, the bird keeps up a running commentary on their love-making. Finally the groom throws a large towel over the cage and threatens to give the parrot to the zoo if he doesn't quit it. The next morning, packing to return home, the couple can't close a large suitcase. The groom says: "Darling, you get on top and I'll try." But it doesn't work. Figuring they need more weight on the lid, she says: "Sweetheart, you get on top and I'll try." Still no success. Finally he says: "Look. Let's both get on top." At this point, the parrot pulls the towel away with his beak, saying: "Zoo or no zoo, this I gotta see!"