the bus stop

The village idiot was waiting at the bus stop with his equally idiotic mate when a lorry went by loaded with turf (rolls of grass)........The village idiot says, " I'm going to do that when i win the lottery, " Whats that said his mate, " the idiot says " Send me lawn away to be cut,....hahaha

Oh I do like that one! Wish I could do that with the postage stamp size grass I have in my garden:)

I am sick of returfing mine, I have scattered grass seed this year when we had a lot of rain, it seems to be coming up OK

That's great, June! Sometimes, seeded grass is tougher - and cheaper as well to replace!

I bought the stuff that is for small children playing so hope it will be better than what is down at the moment, the hard winter seems to have finished it off. Did a bit of gardening before, clearing weeds and stuff before putting some Butterfly and Bees seed down, I waited till it had gone cooler, but my back is killing me now, so laid down with painkillers