a joke

Tam and Rab are sitting in the local pub when Tam says "You know what? I'm fed up of going through life with no education! I'm going to sign up for night classes first thing in the morning."

The next day Tam goes down to the school and meets with the lecturer who signs him up for the four basic classes: Maths, English, History and Logic.
"Logic?" Tam says. "What's that?"
The lecturer says "I'll show you. Do you have a strimmer?"
"Yes".
"Then logically because you own a strimmer i think logically you would have a garden."
"that's true i do have a garden"
"i'm not done." the lecturer says "because you have a garden then logically i think that you would have a house."
"yup, i do have a house"
"and because you have a house, i think logically you might have a family"
"i have got a family"
"i'm not done yet. because you have a family i would logically think you have a wife."
"you're not wrong i have a wife"
"and because you have a wife, then logically you are heterosexual."
"i am that, a heterosexual. that's amazing! you were able to find all of that out because i have a strimmer."

Excited to take the class now, Tam shakes the lecturers hand and leaves to meet Rab at the pub. He tells rab about his classes, he signed up for Maths, English, History and Logic.
"Logic?" Rab says, "What's that?"
Tam says "I'll show you, do you own a strimmer?"
"no"
"well then you're a faggot!"

lol

lol!