those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap!
Four worms and a lesson
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a
container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol- Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What did you learn from this demonstration???
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service
Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:01 pm by Brandykins
» Despatches - Undercover Designer Dogs
Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:50 am by Admin
» Sulin Puppies 8 weeks
Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:18 am by gbjoce
» Sulin Pups 5 Weeks Today
Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:27 am by windriver
» More Sulin Pic's of pups
Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:01 am by Awfal
» HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE DIRTY DOZEN
Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:56 pm by Awfal
» Sulin Puppies Now Four Weeks
Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:39 am by gbjoce
» Are there Birthdays in Heaven?
Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:44 pm by Brandykins
» Hee! hee ! It's Crimbo !
Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:58 pm by Admin