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    carol
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    Post by carol on Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:24 am

    The following are all replies that
    Manchester women have written on
    Child Support Agency Forms in the
    section for listing "father's details;"
    or putting it another way....
    Who's your Daddy?

    These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

    1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
    Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am
    unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but
    I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

    2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
    child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
    unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list
    of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

    3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
    girl. She was conceived at a party at
    360 East Bolton Avenue
    where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do
    remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you
    do manage to track down the father, can you please send me
    his phone number? Thanks.

    4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
    daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my
    stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW
    service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

    5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
    Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
    confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate
    and that he is the Saver risen again.

    6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he
    informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
    would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn
    between doing right by you and right by the country . Please advise.

    7.Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do
    catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my
    AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time....
    well, I don't have clue.

    8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
    conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic
    Kingdom.

    9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing
    that I remember for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme
    about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and
    watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56
    Miller St, mine might have remained unfertilized.

    10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
    baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you
    can't be sure which one made you fart.
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    Re: who,s your daddy

    Post by Chilli on Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:57 am

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    Re: who,s your daddy

    Post by Admin on Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:12 am

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