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    kachinas
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    You must laugh at some of these.

    Post by kachinas on Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:22 am

    The Prime Minister, David Cameron, has announced that he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits. From next week, all the forms will be printed in English
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    > >I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a train. He was chuffed to bits.
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    > >I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin...
    > > 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it... I thought to myself, these buggers have lost the plot!!
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    > >I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance. Not being one to disappoint I pushed the old dear over.
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    > >A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel said....
    > >'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
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    > >My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! B*ll*cks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
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    > >Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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    > >My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    > >She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought her some bathroom scales.
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    > >I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
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    > > I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs. The birds love it!
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    > >I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.
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    > >On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said ‘English speaking Doctor’ - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don’t we have them in our country?'


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    Re: You must laugh at some of these.

    Post by Guest on Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:28 am

    lol! bounce bounce Laughing Laughing Ha,ha some good ones there Karen, thanks for the laugh lol XX
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    Re: You must laugh at some of these.

    Post by Admin on Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:45 am

    Laughing lol! excellent lol! lol!


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    Re: You must laugh at some of these.

    Post by Geri on Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:06 am

    Oh karen you have my office in stitches with some of these . x
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    Re: You must laugh at some of these.

    Post by carol on Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:19 am

    brilliant Very Happy Very Happy

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