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    Post by Geri on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:43 pm

    .A Scotsman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
    "Have you ever done anything in your life of particular merit?", St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing", the Scotsman replied.

    "On a trip to the outskirts of Glasgow , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I asked them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen.So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!' "St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

    "A couple of minutes ago."
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    Re: A scotsman at the pearly gates

    Post by Admin on Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:13 pm

    Good One Geri, let's hope my mum isn't on duty at the gates, because he would be told to have a wash and tidy himself up before meeting The Man lol! lol! lol!


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    Re: A scotsman at the pearly gates

    Post by kachinas on Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:31 pm

    lol! lol!


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    Re: A scotsman at the pearly gates

    Post by carol on Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:55 pm

    Lol lol lol good one
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    Re: A scotsman at the pearly gates

    Post by Geri on Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:06 am

    June sorry that was bad taste x Im so sorry I didnt mean anything by it . Someone had sent meit & I thought it was funny x
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    Re: A scotsman at the pearly gates

    Post by Admin on Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:47 am

    Don't be daft Geri, I can still laugh at a joke you know, and you know what I have gone through just over the time you have been on the forum, so I am not in the least bothered, so stop fretting Laughing Laughing


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