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    How do you get into Heaven

    Post by Brandykins on Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:38 am

    How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...


    I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday
    school class to see if they understood the
    concept of getting into heaven.


    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
    car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
    money to the church, would that get me
    into heaven?"


    "NO!" the children answered.


    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
    the garden and kept everything tidy, would
    that get me into heaven?"


    Again, the answer was 'No!'


    By now I was starting to smile.


    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
    gave sweeties to all the children, and
    loved my husband, would that get me
    into heaven?"


    Again, they all answered 'No!'


    I was just bursting with pride for them.


    I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"


    A six year old boy shouted, "Yuv goat tae be f--kin' deid"


    Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir e'e...



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    Re: How do you get into Heaven

    Post by Admin on Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:38 am

    lol! lol! lol!


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    Re: How do you get into Heaven

    Post by gbjoce on Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:36 am

    lol...the logic of children.....

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    Re: How do you get into Heaven

    Post by Awfal on Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:53 am

    Rab C Nesbitt would be proud Rose!!
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    Re: How do you get into Heaven

    Post by Brandykins on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:31 am

    LOL Awfal:) I'm sure he would - I can't stand him!! He gives Govan a bad name:)

    Glad you all liked it:)

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