What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
Birds of prey !
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger !
When is the best time to buy budgies ?
When they're going cheap !
How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
Plant bird seed !
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because they're both full of stuffing !
What do you call a very rude bird ?
A mockingbird !
Where do birds meet for coffee ?
In a nest-cafe !
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?
With it's sparrowchute !
What is green and pecks on trees ?
Woody Wood Pickle !
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
Fowl play !
Birds of prey !
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger !
When is the best time to buy budgies ?
When they're going cheap !
How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
Plant bird seed !
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because they're both full of stuffing !
What do you call a very rude bird ?
A mockingbird !
Where do birds meet for coffee ?
In a nest-cafe !
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?
With it's sparrowchute !
What is green and pecks on trees ?
Woody Wood Pickle !
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
Fowl play !
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