Potential deer carcasses, Derby area

Found this for I.E

http://www.iespell.com/

Oh Great Stuff Joce , now all Toshy has to do is install it and we will all understand her posts

This is what they say about spellcheck, which confirms the red lines under the mispelt words

The spellcheck doesn't correct your spelling. It checks it, just like word does. When typing you'll see red lines underneath words which are spelt wrong.

I have never had to use spellcheck so am ignorant of how it works!!!!!

Toshy are Remus and Lupo still at Cupar?

Toshy? Are you there? Hope you haven't taken offence at Admin installing her spell checker ... she's a funny old sausage, but she has a heart of gold and means no harm. She's ace at spelling, but can't drink for toffee ... so don't think too badly of yourself - one glass of wine and I had to carry her out of the restaurant we were in and pour her into the driving seat of her car! How we ever got home in one piece I shall never know ... all over the shop she was!! And talk about hangovers!! The next day she was as crabby as an old crabby thing who had been stuck in a crab pot all night!!

Admin wrote:

Darling, I really do think you need to engage in some Anger Management sessions.

Poor June...one glass and she is......Well, we won't go in to that...

Purleeeese....you are surely not going to take the word of a self-confessed inebriate are you Joce, I am the most sainted and sober of all people after all

She sounds like my kinda person...sorry June...

Admin wrote:Purleeeese....you are surely not going to take the word of a self-confessed inebriate are you Joce, I am the most sainted and sober of all people after all

One has to bear in mind here that frequently it is the most severe and chronic alcoholics who are in complete denial.

Now me ... I just know and accept that I am a total pisshead but am therefore not an alkie, because I am not in denial!!

Seriously folks, I talk with fork-ed tongue ... when I stayed with June all those years ago, I brought a bottle of wine for us to drink - I had a couple glasses I think, and the rest stayed in the fridge. For all I know it is still in there ... June is the most sober person I know!

She is actually great to go out with 'cos she doesn't mind driving!! We had a delicious din dins with a bottle of wine, and I think I probably drank all of it bar one glass ... in fact, if she was a bloke I would divorce Mike and marry her!

On that note, I am off to bed, work in the morning ... bloody alarm went off this morning at 5 am instead of 6 am. The stupid clock had somehow switched itself onto BST! I could not think why I was listening to the farming programme at a quarter past six, until they announced the time as being a quarter past five! It was actually very interesting, I had no idea that badgers will take newborn lambs from the lambing sheds like foxes do.

nite nite can you remember where the stairs are

Admin wrote:nite nite can you remember where the stairs are

No!! I completely forgot, and was crawling around on my hands and knees like Edna the Inebriate Woman trying to find the dang things! Then when i did find them, they kept moving so's I couldn't mount them!!

Hic, hic

Oh NO poor you, maybe you should move your bed downstairs or move to a bungalow

Or just drink a lot, lot less !!!

BTW, I really was only joking - I don't imbibe very often during the week!!